AphroditeAphrodite's Rostra of Bell-Ringing Babes

(Sure, they're babes . . . But can we bring them home to Mother?)

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II. The Babes of Season Two



M'Lila

Occupation: Role model

Advantages: Talented, good teacher, loyal, has own means of transportation

Disadvantages: Language problem (surmountable); yet another life-challenged babe (could be harder to deal with than learning Gaelic)



Cecrops

Occupation: Lost Mariner
Advantages: Job Security
Disadvantages: Career keeps him away from home. Hasn't quite got this "love" thing figured out yet.

Hower

Occupation: Humble villager, florist
Advantages: Earnest, brave, eager to please
Disadvantages: Minya (and her whip)

Acastus the Argonaut

Occupation: Prince, Argonaut, villain, thorn in Jason's side

Note: Doesn't even technically belong on this list, but what the heck, he's a serious babe

Disadvantages: entirely the wrong universe (see Tony Curtis & Kirk Douglass); may have been killed by hydra and reincarnated as a fighting skeleton




Miss Artiphys

Occupation: Queen
Advantages: Beauty, poise, talent, and not bad at the swimsuit competition
Disadvantages: Will always be better dressed than you

Perticus

Occupation: Career Soldier (retired)
Disadvantages: Doomed by the curse of The-Guy-Who-Falls-In-Love-With-the-Sidekick; Obviously holds deeply hidden bitterness at having been once jilted; oh, yeah, and he's married, too.

David and/or Jonathan

Occupation: Shepherd, singer, someday king
Advantage: Annointed One
Disadvantages: Already betrothed; wandering eye, bound for trouble someday

Occupation: Prince, sidekick
Disadvantages: Would rather be out sowing wild oats with David; bound for trouble someday



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