The XENA Babe Gallery: The Babes of Season One

Aphrodite's Rostra of Bell-Ringing Babes

(Sure, they're babes . . . But can we bring them home to Mother?)

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III. The Babes of Season One

Marcus

Occupation: Former Henchman
Disadvantage: Life challenged.

Talos

Occupation: Nice Kid
Disadvantage: Also life challenged.

Draco

Occupation: Warlord
Disadvantages: Bad temper; Hangs out with a rough crowd.

Ares

Occupation: God of War
Disadvantage: Reputation for violence.

Hades
Occupation: God of the Underworld
Disadvantages: Involved with someone else half the year; Dresses funny; Prone to odd spells of depression and helplessness.

Paris & Deiphobus

Occupation: Upstarts
Disadvantage: Sibling rivalry thing is all out of hand; Will just leave you for someone they think is prettier.

Orion

Occupation: Poet
Disadvatages: More in-law trouble; What kind of career is "Poet"?

Helen of Troy

Occupation: Face that Launched a Thousand Ships
Disadvatages: Too much competition.

Melosa

Occupation: Amazon Queen
Disadvatanges: Unlikely to give up her career for anyone; Call her a babe and she'll take your head off with a set of chobos.

K. Douglass & T. Curtis

Occupation: Actors
Disadvantage: Wrong Universe, forget it.

Charon

Occupation: Tour Guide
Disadvantages: Do we have to spell it out?

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